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Disclaimer: This article is intended for comedic relief and not to offend anyone.

1) If you ever jumped out of a window for answering “natural disasters”

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2) If over half of your 10th grade essays have ‘vague’ scribbled all over them

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3) If you ever won a brownie point for winning an argument

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4) If you know that ‘Q’ is not just a letter

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5) If you ever left your phone in the love nest

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6) If you can recite Stalin’s quote ‘we are fifty to a hundred years behind…’ and have a copy of it in your walletcommunist-party-tees

7) If you ever had to use a ring finger to ask to go to the loo
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8) If you were memorized the German colony ‘tsingtao’ by associating it with a beer company, and the Austrian general “Tegethoff” by thinking of what exotic dancers do in special clubs0033544944050_a1l1_itemmaster_type_large

9) If you were told that the ball is not a poo poo and you’re not a fly
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10) If you have bought one or more (let’s be honest it was always more) of Seniora’s quesadillas in lab block
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11) If you ever turned in a bio lab, and had it returned only 2 months later
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12) If your teachers always mixed up moodle and haiku
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13) If you were told to not sit in a back seat because it had bad juju
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14) When you still don’t know what short answer format is

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15) When the senior hallway becomes a Disco in the morning (thank you Mr. Dorton for brightening our day with your music)

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16) If your grade is often referred to as “the children of the corn”

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